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you know it. you live it. Monday morning dread. I’m about to rant. But if you don’t wanna hear it, just know that I offer full service ins and outs, all inclusive, everyone welcome, no deposit required, cash preferred, fetish and fantasy friendly, hell yeah AA men are welcome, have impeccable hygiene. It's been said (by me) that Monday mornings are great equalizer for all of us: no matter what our weekends were like, no matter what happened to us, we all wake up to the nihilistic reality that, the end of the day, we are just powerless actors competing motor functions in skeletal meat suits as we sore through the universe on no particular trajectory atop a behemoth watery ball of rock. Moving towards nothing, coming from nothing. The other words, thru hell and high water, somewhere between the devil and the deep blue sea , we still pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and do it again. But there is a great secret, however, the alpha and omega to survival, that is what really separates the legendary humans from all the pessimistic ghouls of the world. Attitude — regardless of pomp or circumstance — is what separates the peasants from bougeouise, the boys from the men, the scrubs from the ballers, the thots from the queens. You get the point. Attitude is everything. So, for your own destiny’s sake, don’t sit on the recliner and your basement looking your wounds and rubbing yourself raw with Vaseline and muted 90s porn. I’m done Make a bold, sexy and intentional decision to elevate yourself today. You could visit art gallery. See a therapist. Learn Mandarin or Portuguese. You could also come and see me, walk in full leave out empty, and in the thick of it all, rediscover manly love machine that you are, and satisfy your libido in a healthy and super nasty freaky way. Goddamn, I’m one wordy bitch. In other words, I’m an Apex predator in the bedroom and I’ll eat you alive .
