Happy camper experience

Yea that's right you deserve to be a Happy camper... Okay that's right this is your invitation to a happy camper experience.. You'll have to come over and explore my peaks and valley's... Then I'll be tasked with tasting your jonhson with only my lips and tongue ... Lastly you'll enter my tender box... with your woody you'll stay inside of my tender box... until you've reached your happy camper experience..