The Water Park is Open: Cum Ride My Slip & Slide

OUTCALL ONLY If you want to roll in the hay I can make your day If you're looking to knock boots Then I'll show up in my birthday suit and if you're smitten with my kitten then I'll tickle your pickle Ive got a position for every mission and enough ambition to consider this my audition and If we make nice twice accept my apologies now its difficult being someone's else's vice but it's a small price to pay for an epic day so if you're game text me directions and I have no objections to sharing my affections for the right incentives I can rearrange your senses call Britta Story; I rewrite stories every day to have happy endings