I Dont Netflix & Chill, I Vhs & Fuck?❤‍???

Hit me up if youre down to Vhs & fuck?✨ Im a 34 (my jail paperwork has me listed as 25 but its lie) year old white female with a pretty face (mostly makeup & filters) & a curvy thin body (my ex says I got a flat pancake ass & he's not wrong but its better looking in person than it sounds)?? Sometimes I get a bad attitude (because I never learned how to properly express myself & Im a cancer & a slick mouth but Im pretty funny (actually Im really funny in my own opinion)& I know a lot of random facts so that helps make up for it ( I have a masters degree so watch out Im not as dumb as I look) ?♥ I don't know what else to say besides hit me up & lets hang out ( Im only awkward for the first 12 minutes after you meet me)?? Text me for outcalls, car dates, & maybe incalls ( i can call all my homies & see about borrowing their places, jk i dont have homies)☎❤‍? No law enforcement ( boo yall suck) ??❌