my body is your party call me or text me now I'm up all night

????? my body is your party so who wants to be my guest of honor! haha im dallASs aka TexASs aka the best time you will ever have if u know whats good for you? i describe myself as petite on top phat on the bottom and im no just talkin about my ass. i got a phat cookie too and if you are lucky you might get a bite just bring the milk hahah im 5’4” and im a blue eyed, naturally blonde headed danish texan turned NC southern girl after i moved here. i have 10 fingures and 10 toes, both eyes and both ears and i got a perddy mouff. basically i am looking for a good time and a mutually beneficisl relationship and if we vibe and feel comfortable around eachother than That’s a huge plus. Also im over the bullshit so please dont waste my time and i wont waste yours at least not on purpose. Also it is important to know that even though i am doing what i am doing doest mean you can treat me like a piece of meat. Respect me like the lady i am and i will respect you. Lastly i love to laugh so