Don't Be a "Kevin" and Come See Me!

We all have a “Kevin” in our lives (and if you can’t figure out who the “Kevin” in your life is…than you’re the “Kevin”). A “Kevin” is the guy at work who does nothing & gets away with it. He takes things waaaaaay too seriously. A “Kevin” is for sure, a cockblock. One might even say a “Kevin” is a natural pussy repellant. Like you know how women say they, “just get a feeling” about a guy That guy is either a “Kevin” or has a “Kevin” around him. A conversation with a “Kevin” always results in a headache. A “Kevin” lives in his deceased mother’s basement (like he came with the house kind of thing), and trolls people online because they take courage in anonymity; but if confronted a “Kevin” will make like a scared cat and run up a tree. Apparently, even this guy needs a day to be celebrated, and today is that day! I guess the “kevins” of the world make us even more grateful for the non-“kevins.” Grateful in the way that we know sugar is sweet because we’ve tasted sour; like we need a shithead so we recognize the good guys who are a little more subtle in their personalities. So on national hug a Kevin day, we express our gratitude, by celebrating those who shine in comparison to those frustrating wet blankets! So let’s hug because if Kevin!