HARPER aka THE PHOENIX IS BAAACK!!! MPLS' ATF and your next OBSESSION AVAILABLE NOW!

Let me clear my throat.... Well folks, I have returned! i'm alive and kicking. I'm in one piece, i'm relatively sober, i' m not pregnant, and I did not undergo plastic surgery (yet). Today is a beautiful day, perfect for a sensational and refreshing play date. So if you want to take tequila shots (or bottled water, hear about my two weeks in the twilight zone,, quell your libido, engage in witty banter on a random sunny Friday in a luxury metropolitan condo with a bad ass bitch, CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!???? I am a very popular girl, but i usually have same day availability. Still it is a good idea to book a day or two in advance. Reach out for more info..