i'm down an existential rabbit hole tonight. my ex man and have been reduced to flinging burning piles of dog shit at each other in the form of insulting text messages. I feel like a 13-year-old girl trapped in badass bitch's body. Shit is real. but my shit is realer. On my mama. FS Incall tonight be fresh and clean AL...
HEARTBROKEN LONELY WORKAHOLIC SERIAL KILLER (jk stay away psycho) DONT FRET! I AM A BEAST. TEXT OR CALL & SEE WHERE THE NIGHT TAKES US. PLEASE LEAD WITH YOUR NAME, AGE, LENGTH/LOCATION/TIME OF DESIRED APPT; and HOW YOU WANT TO VERIFY (Verification options are: provider references, two back-to-back selfies, screenshot o...
baby lets keep it real: you want what i got. i'm hanging out living lavish in a NEW LOCATION!! my apartment is being fumigated and i'm sooooo eager. weeeet and enthusiatic, youre gonna be sooooo glad you reached out. No lowballing: I AM NOT CHEAP BUT I AM SO WORTH IT. xox Full Service IN and Out ALL INCLUSIVE - almost ...
it's only the South Metro, guys. Eden Prairie/Bloomington at its finest. but for all you southside people who want to come get a little taste of me (or the whole thing), I'll be hotel hopping. BUT FOR TONIGHT, ALL NIGHT, I AM AVAILABLE, FRISKY, and FRESH for a few lucky clients... ?FS Massage, Bodywork and Companionshi...
I'm Harper T Banks. My reputation & pu$$y both proceed me, but that's another story. What you need to know about me today is this: I am a professional Companion and Bodyworker. I love to travel. I'm one gorgeous mutha (see photos and eat your heart out) I am very very very VERY good at my job ( read my reviews on theer...
professional companion and body worker FS In and Out all inclusive No deposit required Cash preferred All welcome No lowballing I'm not cheap but I'm worth it Host in luxury apartment downtown view Free tequila and bottled water Y'all be squeaky clean on the front , but be forgetting to scrub your butt holes, please sc...
Let me clear my throat.... Well folks, I have returned! i'm alive and kicking. I'm in one piece, i'm relatively sober, i' m not pregnant, and I did not undergo plastic surgery (yet). Today is a beautiful day, perfect for a sensational and refreshing play date. So if you want to take tequila shots (or bottled water, hea...
Friday night. Labor day weekend. You wanna end the summer with a big balsy bang. But what you don't want is a sketchy midnight romp on a sticky plastic comforter at the Brooklyn Center Motel 6. You're looking for connection. Bad touch. Witty chatter. Enchantment. Lavish surroundings. And, of course, TWO gushy gushys. E...
